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It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.


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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
		-- Alfred Adler


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                         `-____\_/_____-"~~~~~~~~~~~\Charles E.Weaver


Tu bi or not tu bi 

TO SEE -- O mesmo que COFFEE: Eu nunca TO SEE tanto na vida 


Everyone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them.
		-- Dirty Harry


To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest
and cost the most.


 Culus: my bug with openssh appears to be fixed in 2.5.2, but
         master runs 2.3.0
 Don't even start
 I just did.
 You guys are going to drive me to build a huge giant robot and
        destroy all of texas, aren't you?


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          \  ///\\\  /             |Leagalizing|  PYGMIES   |
__________/\________/\____         |  Perjury  | MATE WITH  |
`.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\________|           | ELEPHANTS  |__
. '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \       |           | IN DARKEST_|
________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \      |Increased  |  AFRICA! (__)
       /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\     | tobacco   |          (__)
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Made for 54.211.127.89 on Tue Mar 28 22:25:22 PDT 2017