It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
Live every moment of your life as if you had ten seconds to live.
A man must needs love maugre his heed.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
Education is the best provision for the journey to old age.
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
I don't know why. It's a perfectly cromulet word.
My skilled hands are busy!
The night is over and the man-apes rule nothing.
If I had to die for a word, my word would be re-incarnation.