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Oh Wait! There's More! ... I found a non-interactive old version in case you are desperate ;) 

Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!!

I'm in direct contact with many advanced fun CONCEPTS.

If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun!

Is this TERMINAL fun?

Once, there was NO fun ... This was before MENU planning, FASHION statements or NAUTILUS equipment ... Then, in 1985 ... FUN was completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP ... It contain 14,768 vaguely amusing SIT-COM pilots!! We had to wait FOUR BILLION years but we finally got JERRY LEWIS, MTV and a large selection of creme-filled snack cakes!