is your age an irrational number?
Joel was so much cooler than Mike
Reading: Mike's lame web page
War and Peace? You're just saying you're reading that so the chicks will like you!
Purity Rating: Slowly declining...
You're reading 5 books at once!  You must be a superhero!
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Engineering... where the odds are good, but the goods are odd!
and u serve for ?